The Pope Wears Proda
Well folks, they say the devil is in the details, but now the devil is in the pope. The World Tree has been buzzing with rumors over Pope Honorius III’s recent claim that he is about to release the long awaited sequel to the Grand Grimoire. You may be asking yourself how Honorius III (a.k.a. the Devil, Satin, or the Grand Poo-Bah of evil) can possibly top his bestselling book about summoning demons.
Our staff at the Squirrel Edda network did some investigative reporting last week. We found out that Honorius III’s sequel is much, much worse that is predecessor. Believe it or not, the topic is one of the most sinister we have ever come across. The title, “Honorius’ Guide to Summoning Liberal Fascists” will be on store shelves by the end of September 2017.
We approached one of the big box retailers, there name rhymes with Narnes and Boble. After several attempts to get a quote from this sales giant, we finally got a response. The Narnes and Boble marketing guru stated “the Pope be trippin’”, and “Nobel prize peeps get that bling ready!”
There you have it. Be on the lookout for this long awaited book in stores this fall. From the Squirrel Edda news team, this is Ratatoskr signing off.